50 fun things to do in an elevator!
Linda- this reminds me of you!
-Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
-Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
-Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you, just shut UP!"
-Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
-Sell Girl Scout cookies.
-On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
-Shave.
-Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
-Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
-Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
-When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
-Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
-Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
-One word: Flatulence!
-On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
-Do Tai Chi exercises.
-Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
-When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, stupid motion sickness!"
-Give religious tracts to each passenger... then ask them if they like the pictures.
-Meow occassionally.
-Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
-Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
-Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
-Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
-Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
-Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
-Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
-Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
-Leave a box between the doors.
-Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
-Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
-Start a sing-along.
-When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
-Play the harmonica.
-Shadow box.
-Say "Ding!" at each floor.
-Lean against the button panel.
-Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
-Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
-Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
-Bring a chair along.
-Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
-Blow spit bubbles.
-Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
-Bring a blaring boom box along with you and start dancing wildly (extra fun when the elevator is packed).
-Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
-Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
-Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
-Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
-If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
-Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
-Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
-Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you, just shut UP!"
-Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
-Sell Girl Scout cookies.
-On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
-Shave.
-Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
-Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
-Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
-When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
-Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
-Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
-One word: Flatulence!
-On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
-Do Tai Chi exercises.
-Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
-When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, stupid motion sickness!"
-Give religious tracts to each passenger... then ask them if they like the pictures.
-Meow occassionally.
-Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
-Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
-Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
-Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
-Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
-Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
-Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
-Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
-Leave a box between the doors.
-Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
-Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
-Start a sing-along.
-When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
-Play the harmonica.
-Shadow box.
-Say "Ding!" at each floor.
-Lean against the button panel.
-Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
-Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
-Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
-Bring a chair along.
-Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
-Blow spit bubbles.
-Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
-Bring a blaring boom box along with you and start dancing wildly (extra fun when the elevator is packed).
-Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
-Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
-Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
-Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
-If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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